The Map of Stupid Places

A pocket-sized wander through nonsense, nonsense, and nonsense.

This printable fantasy map charts a delightfully ridiculous land perfectly suited to campaigns that lean into the absurd, or just as a bit of desktop decor for the geographically confused. From The Slightly Haunted Tower to The Forest That Won’t Shut Up, this is a land where The Rock That Looks Like Dave is a legitimate landmark and The Hills That Smell Weird are oddly popular with tourists.

Perfect for GMs in need of a quirky setting, writers in need of inspiration, or anyone who appreciates the subtle beauty of Viewblock Hill.

Print it, frame it, or slip it into your kit for when someone says, “Where are we, exactly?”

• A5 hand-drawn map
• Delivered as a printable PDF
• Non-commercial use only

Because not all who wander are lost. Some are just headed to The Pointy Bit.